Hello, futurenauts! This post was written in 2012, but is schedjuled to debut in 2019, as a reminder of what we set out  we, as a species, t...

You are too beautiful for this ungrateful world, completely bereft of grates. Hey, paisanos! It's your friendly neighborhood Batz...

TRUMP IS MY LIFE AND IF HE IS IMPEACHED MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS

Inseminate me Trump! Let's not beat around the Bush! Donald Trump will be the best leader AMericas ever had! Here is why! 10) He ...

I have this recurring dream. I dreamt that I was tied to a bed. Into the room came Donald Trump! He had only a towel, but it could bare...

Happy Public Domain Day! I join Duke University in celebrating all the works that our current copyright has stolen out of the public domai...

A completely unrelated picture to start the post. With the release (that I'll probably update eventually, because I made it hurri...