It makes a pun before killing you.No jodan mas con Google Maps, co...
Friday, March 25, 2011
The Cold War should have involved Sean Bean more often... So, another month, another installment of A Game a Year or...A.G.A.Y....if you MUST shorten it.1986: While yo guys where listening to Burning Heart, I was probably badly trying to walk. So, yeah, I didn't to much gaming. I did however, maybe play a game from this year much later. Well, I remember it somewhat. It was called Alex Kidd in Miracle World.A miner with a horn is a miracle...
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Here's a clickable image. Clicking on it certainly does something. It could be something bad. I'm fairly certain it's not a good thing. And I am challenging you to, against all your better instincts click on it. Don't you wanna know what happens if you do? What do you do? Do you click on it? Would you feel safer if you look below to see where the link is leading?Yeah, didn't think so. Go ahead. Go crazy. Click on it. You might even like it......
If I am to break the curse of the game movie adaptation, I must break the destructive patterns this films have mostly followed. See if you can spot the trend.Movie: Street FighterActress: Kylie MinogueMovie: Street Fighter: Legend of Chun LiActor: TabooMovie: Max PayneActress: Nelly Furtado Movie: Resident Evil Extinction.Actress: CiaraSee the pattern? All of this guys in videogame movies where singers! As if that wasn't enough, here's some...
Friday, March 4, 2011
I have held a deep interest in finding out just what you guys google that you end up here. Today, it's......baby Rhino Foreskins? Why would anyone want to search THAT? Are they believed to be magical? Is it part of the poacher trade? Is there someone out there who wants to have sex with baby rhinos?I'm sorry. I wanted to write about this dude who was a yellow suited Superman, but more of a dick.The joke makes itself. Can't see why I didn't...
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Q: Why is Superman getting rebooted? It almost broke even!A: Well, merchandising is very important in the entertainment industry, And I think this trading cards in the Cinnamon Life Cereal be the best evidence of just what went wrong there...The Love interest in the film.The Protagonist(or so I'm told).The Protagonist's secret identity.The protagonist's pal.The antagonist of the film.Uh, both the protagonist and the love interest.Uh...a place...
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