Tuesday, June 22, 2010

The uncanny Valis

So I was wastng my life away ont he internet, you know, minding my own buisness, when I decided I needed a Valis: Phantasm Soldier Google alert. My current one with just Valis just drags in news from European Sports and Phillip K Dick articles.

When I searched the net for it, I found my previous mention of it in a  Topless Robot  article. That was amusing for a bit. But as I scrolled bellow, I caught eye of this...

My own  comment had been replicated, apparently word by word(but with failed punctuation), in some ambiguous website. What the hell is going on? Is it trojan bait directed specifically at me? Is it  a coincidence? Is there a clone of me? Am I important enought that my insight on obscure Japanese platformers is sought out? Is it all the above?

I don't dare click on the site. I don't trust it. But you guys be affraid, for your own nerdy opinions might be next!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Leaked in Early Secrets: MVC Silohuettes!

My Sources

My friend that knows flash also leaked unto me the next shades them at Cacpom are gonna show for MVC3's next teaser. ARE YOU READY?

I can't tell who this guys are. Can you?

And thus ends another episode of L.I.E.S., where we're all about the truff! Crime in ELLE AY IZ THRU THE ROOF AND THEY....

Er, Good bye.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Best Song in the World- June 18

King David once said nothing was new under the sun. And this is especially true given our remake/reboot/adaptation/cover heavy times. Still, you can't fault a guy for trying?

Yes you can. I plan to create the best song in the world. True, I suck at writting music, but thanks to wondrous new technoology, I don't have to!

Every friday I will grab lyrics from popular, and not so popular songs and movie  quotes, and put them in Poetry Link's Travesty Generator, And out the other end, wondrous new lyrics! Let's do this!

Another day Speaking Colossus [Colossus transmitter] Rogue Ain't got nothin' 
but heroes to hit a guard for the very first said a deejay could win, but
they're just us. How you to the boss and I have to waste She got hit, but
you are You alone. Got six reason I've ever knew these X-clowns by sitting
on which way [Eminem] Yo.. Slim Shady! Yo.. I'll fucking done to Mobile
[wyclef] I?m just another woman like them is by hacking down your eternal
Darkness often die before their tanks and strong. Boom, Shaka-laka-laka,
Boom, Shaka-laka, Boom, Shaka-laka-laka-laka, Boom, Boom! TITANS Were the
lack of me, so many lives in here, for the very first time I walk to *me*
about Ready or Not Lyrics up under 50% health is low enough power of a
black Jag and regeneration begins a new age Theres a widow pig parrot A
rebel to tame A whitehooded judge A syringe and kill, kill x 8-12 It's
in our nature to kill a few, men! Savages!) Now this is what all together,
through words that your mouth, I'll be right, make...

A Wyclef Jean, Eminem collab? Boom Shaka Laka?

The best song in the world is clearly underway...

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Leaked in Early Secrets: MVC3 CASt

This is an exciting edition of L.I.E.S. Oh my god, my cousin knows Flash, and got him to check out the leaked Marvel VS Capcom 3 !

On Capcom side

 the ones we don't know are, whose silhouettes we've yet to see arrrrrre...

Chill Penguin

Ken from Street Fighter 2010

Lancelot from Knight of the round!


The Bison Troopers from the Street Fighter Movie

Okay! Marvel's side.


White Rabbit

Angel Punisher

ANd the Kingpin


It's not fake: It's L.I.E.S! You can trust me and  my unnamed sources!