Sunday, December 11, 2016

Ten Reasons Donald Trump wil be best President

Inseminate me Trump!
Let's not beat around the Bush! Donald Trump will be the best leader AMericas ever had! Here is why!

10) He has powerful bisnessness

Trump has more building with his name than Bark WhoINSANE O BAM BAM and HellaREEK Killingtons!

 Anyone who hates him is they don't have bildings

09) 70 and can lift a truck

I heard my cousins say they saw Trump lift a truck to get a kitten to safety. Mit Romney can't do that!

08)He's already fixed America just by existing

Donald Trump wasn't  always President, but he's always had a good influence. Ever since he exists videogames were created, the internet was created we killed Bin Laden and I was born, and I know Trump influenced it all

07) He helped Reform Joey Two Socks

Joey Two Socks used to be a criminal, but ever since he met Trump, he is now a legitimate busines mang!

06) He will both destroy Jews, and Help Jews

Donald Trump has drawn a lot of ire for one of his cabinet picks being anntisemitic. But his  daughter is also a converted jew and married to a Jew. So as you see, instead of etternaly debating whether  Jews are real people or not, or whether they deserve to be destroyed or not, he have finally found a middle ground!

05) He will be in history books

I have a feeling there will be a lot more writen about Donald Trump than Burka HAWKsein YOMAMA. Nobody's gonna say "You truly are the Baraka HU SHAME UMBABA of our time"

04) He's got the most fans

I went and counted it, Donald Trump has more fans than The Beatles, and is more living than a lot of them.

03) His sperm is strong

He has produced powerful children who are very strong and symetrical. His sperm is strong.

02) Nobody respects women like him

Some presidents may have respected women a little, but none took it 120% like Donald Trump

01) All other Presidents will be erase from history.

None shall be remember when Trump Troopers march upon historical records and purge them of Anti Tromp sentiment

Thursday, November 10, 2016

My Dream is become true! Donald Trump is President!

I have this recurring dream. I dreamt that I was tied to a bed.

Into the room came Donald Trump! He had only a towel, but it could barely conceal his enormous manhood. He yanked it off! His penis was enormous, and the foreskin was pure gold. It shone like the sun.

He climbed on top of me. "I want to have my way with you" and I was like YES! He was all, "but you have to pay"

He inserted his virile member into me. His muscles shone like  roast hams. He thrusted and thrusted, until he filled my ovaries with his powerful babies.

I was sad. "But our babies are all inferior. Will they be a loser like me"

He kindly pulled out a bunch of money from under his taint. "Then get a fucking abortion!" he yelled.

I was in awe. Raw power and magesty had been bestowed into me.

ANd now, we can all partake in the golden cock of the King of Truths himself, because Donald Jason Trump is President of the United States!

Mr President, we may not be able to have sex exactly like in my dream, but if you and Melania are up to is, my body is offered to you!