What are you guys searching for this time? Michellee Rodriguez?

They say that having a good attitude is essential to our success. Which is why I'm baffled about this:

Bitch isn't goin' Phoenix now...

My send-off to the surly character Michelle Rodriguez has played 80 percent of her career is suddenly my most watched  post of all time, even compared to stuff  I actively plugged. Wow. You guys never get tired of seeing a pissed of lesbian Latina, don't you? Yeah, me neither. Still...how about some smiles, Michelle?

It is normal to spontaneusly evacuate when standing this close to  the M.R.

Ok!

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What the hell are you guys searching for?

I have held a deep interest in finding out just what you guys google that you end up here.  Today, it's...

...baby Rhino Foreskins? Why would anyone want to search THAT? Are they believed to be magical?  Is it part of the poacher trade? Is there someone out there who wants to have sex with baby rhinos?

I'm sorry. I wanted to write about this dude who was a yellow suited Superman, but more of a dick.

The joke makes itself. Can't see why I didn't do it the first time.

I did not mean for my jokes to interfere with your dietary/religious/sexual concerns.  Carry on.

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