Friday, June 29, 2012

Prophesy!

And speaking of me being right about everything, it was recently announced Channing Tatum is in talks to play Superman...Lego Superman, that is. I'm more surprised by there actually being a  Lego Movie, but there you go, Batman and Superman are a part of that. Reactions are varied, but one thing is for sure...I called it. I wrote this in 2009 in the thread "You're the producer of the Superman Film" in the form of supposed future news. ...

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Sex: Now that I have your attention: unconsensual

I'll wait until it's 25 dollars...So...there has been a lot of talk about rape lately, with the New Tomb Raider's already removed sexual molestation scene. It's also appropriate for me to talk about it since the subject of rape is gonna be covered in Fighting Female July. Not the one you'd think, though.Let's get the basics out of the way:Rape is a real thing that really happens.Rape is, by definition, unjustifiable.Rape is a serious matter.Rape...

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The Capcom Timeline

Now, to sing us their latest hit "Rwooorwooo"...CAT FEVER! What will come of the future? I used to think it would be as presented in fiction that was older than me: Flying cars, Flying backpacks and silver pleather tights. Then I thought it'd be a charred husk of desert where we survive until roaming gangs find us. I've since learned that the future is never what we expect. Amazing people work in things we don't imagine, evil people plan things we...

Monday, June 11, 2012

DC's Plain Ketchup

Dollar! The ALL-MIGHTY!I hate to say I told you so. Wait, no. Love. I love to say it.So, my good DC fans, I told you so. We debated for 5 years whether a Justice League film was better if built up by individual movies. Sure, the matter is mostly out of our controls. But did not a wiseman say all is in vain?You guys said a Justice League movie bombing could kill the chances of solo films. So how did that go? Did you enjoy your Jonah Hex and Green...

Sunday, June 10, 2012

What are you guys searching for this time? Michellee Rodriguez?

They say that having a good attitude is essential to our success. Which is why I'm baffled about this:Bitch isn't goin' Phoenix now...My send-off to the surly character Michelle Rodriguez has played 80 percent of her career is suddenly my most watched  post of all time, even compared to stuff  I actively plugged. Wow. You guys never get tired of seeing a pissed of lesbian Latina, don't you? Yeah, me neither. Still...how about...

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Are you bad at geography?

(I was not the genious who came up with Ajina. Wish I was, thought.)...Well I can help! But I won...

Monday, June 4, 2012

Unlicensed Lawyer: Punisher(2004)

The Punisher has had more reboots than Batman. In the movies at least. Despite being decades younger than Batman, Marvel's gritty, lethal vigilante has been tried by studios more times than DC's gritty, less lethal vigilante. And oddly enough, it never has been as succesfull as to actually justify more. It's going on the fifth now, a T.V. series that has Frank Castle being a cop by day, and the Punisher by night.Fans are never satisfied with these Punisher Movies. But studios just can't stop welcoming back Frank into our multimedia screens. This...