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10) He has powerful bisnessness
Trump has more building with his name than Bark WhoINSANE O BAM BAM and HellaREEK Killingtons!
Anyone who hates him is they don't have bildings
09) 70 and can lift a truck
I heard my cousins say they saw Trump lift a truck to get a kitten to safety. Mit Romney can't do that!
08)He's already fixed America just by existing
Donald Trump wasn't always President, but he's always had a good influence. Ever since he exists videogames were created, the internet was created we killed Bin Laden and I was born, and I know Trump influenced it all
07) He helped Reform Joey Two Socks
Joey Two Socks used to be a criminal, but ever since he met Trump, he is now a legitimate busines mang!
06) He will both destroy Jews, and Help Jews
Donald Trump has drawn a lot of ire for one of his cabinet picks being anntisemitic. But his daughter is also a converted jew and married to a Jew. So as you see, instead of etternaly debating whether Jews are real people or not, or whether they deserve to be destroyed or not, he have finally found a middle ground!
05) He will be in history books
I have a feeling there will be a lot more writen about Donald Trump than Burka HAWKsein YOMAMA. Nobody's gonna say "You truly are the Baraka HU SHAME UMBABA of our time"
04) He's got the most fans
I went and counted it, Donald Trump has more fans than The Beatles, and is more living than a lot of them.
03) His sperm is strong
He has produced powerful children who are very strong and symetrical. His sperm is strong.
02) Nobody respects women like him
Some presidents may have respected women a little, but none took it 120% like Donald Trump
01) All other Presidents will be erase from history.
None shall be remember when Trump Troopers march upon historical records and purge them of Anti Tromp sentiment
