Son of a Pitch: Star Wars (2014)

It's on Green screen, 'course I can. Well, it seems several of the changes for that newfangled Home Hexilogy Star Wars rerelease are out and...it's pretty disconcerting. To me, this one right here stands out.Yes, that is Obi Wan imitating a dragon to scare away the Sand people. When my neighbor gets home drunk, he has to scare Sandpeople all the time, I guess.You see, (puts on old man glasses) It used to be you released a movie, and it was done....

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5 Sad , Sad facts about Johnny Test

"And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.  And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven." If this had been a real test, I, or some replicator blog copying me that isn't BestGeekEverPR, would be blogging about other shit. In the year 2005, disaster struck. Into our world,...

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Today you find strenght in the unlikeliest of places...

Don't fuck with her, she on LMN now, bitch! Hoodwinked totally ripped this off. If you're so bad, how come you're so neutered? Who doesn't like fighting game chicks?...

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Movie news: Danger Girl,Wonder Woman, CG Yoda

Been a busy week, and I wanted to touch on some of the news that have been going around.Latino Review, the site I go to for movie news now that Cinematical got offed, is reporting that a movie based on Chromium Era adventure comics Danger Girl is already looking to nab Sofia Vergara, Milla Jovovich, and Kate Beckinsale.Even though it sounds unlikely, I do have to disagree. First off, Danger Girl is about breasts going on adventures.I mean, it's not...

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Put your art into it!

Well, it does "devieate"......

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A Mercenary Gesture

I hate it when a plan gets discovered by people who knew about it. Earlier in the week news came down that mercenaries have apparently been training illegally in the center of the island. The neightbors of the region think the mercs are a little too loud and paramilitary train-y to be there, and want them out, while the mercenary group has hidden the evidence on their website that pretty much said "It's cool to be here in Puerto Rico! Come on over!Frankly,...

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Scolding Reviews: Battle Arena Toshinden

Way to make it seem like there's a 3 way in the movie, guys. My ambiguous relationship with Anime aside, I do feel a little jealous of Japan. See, under a certain level of obscurity, you're never gonna see most videogames adapted here in the west. No matter how much you think Darkstalkers would make a kickass movie, the Hollywood system would prefer things with names people know like Asteroids. Meanwhile, in Japan, you kick a bush and an anime...

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This is how we doooo it!

Step Up 2 the Marvel Universe!...

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Love Letter: The Michelle Rodriguez character

She's about to fix rain. Permanently. You know, I love an action girl. Just ask anyone. It has lead me to some poor viewing choices, such as Ecks vs Sever, and Immortal. But It's also lead me to good choices, such as 2000's Girlfight.While the movie itself was way less actiony and a lot more dramaty than I'd hoped, it did introduce to me the wonders of Michelle Rodriguez, and her singular creation: "The Michelle Rodriguez character". I ain't never...

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