Leaked in Early Script: Battleship

Blatant prediction of G-4's success.Hey, It's Batzarro again!You know, even as you see me, humble amongst the normal men, the average Joes, your everyday, kinda foreign internet blogger type, I'm a pretty powerful force in the show business world. A god, even!No, no, get up! You don't have to kneel! I need you to have healthy knees to build my temple. And besides, I'm here to bless YOU! You see, I have access to many things in my heavenly kingdom,...

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Sudden blindess strikes the Net again!

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5 properties that shouldN't have had cartoons(but still did)

So...remember when you tried to force me into marriage?Me neither!Hey, I understand. Children are essentially living loopholes for their parents money. Whether it's selling them impromptu Ice Cream or shilling out yet another version of the Nintendo DS, children are the Achilles Heels of the economic stability of adults. And I should know. I was a child once.Makes sense. There are aliens and the shooting of them. Go on!But there's a point when, at...

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WHO'S RESPONSIBLE THIS?

Countdown Clocks, Cats Countdowns at WishAFriend....

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Atheists and Logic: A rant

First of all, I want to open up this by saying: Yes, I am a Christian. one of 1.5 Billions. Yes I believe that a being who's nature is mysterious created existence and us, and that he sent a being who may have been his Son to save our immortal souls.Do I HAVE to? Drag Yourself!Thing is, I rarely bring this up. This is because a) I suck at convincing people of things and b) because I've come to realize that there is a whole world out there full of...

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