Wednesday, December 18, 2013

5 things to expect now that M.U.G.E.N. 3D exists (headsplode)

First of all, I apologize for calling EF 12 Mugen 3D. I realize the makers of EF 12  might or might not enjoy comparison of their project to Elecbyte's popular fighting game making engine. However, for people like me, who know about M.U.G.E.N since before Spider-Man 2,  that's the shortest, fastest way to describe what EF 12 is. What it MEANS to us.If you don't know what I'm talking  about, EF 12 is a new, free program to make 3D fighting...

Fighting for your attention

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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Fighting for your attention

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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Fighting for your attention

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Monday, December 2, 2013

Scolding Review: The Jetsons Movie

But is there rap? BECAUSE THERE HAS TO BE!Who doesn't like the Jetsons? Lots of people. Let's face it, the Jetsons will always play second fiddle to the Flinstones. Where the Stone age family gets a duration record that wouldn't be broken in decades, two live action movies, and recent talk of a new, Seth MacFarleyized reboot, The Jetsons has merely a string of TV movies, a  development-hell movie that would star Will Ferrel, if it existed, and...

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Rigorous application of logic Episode II

 In this new series I will dedicate a whole post to a flawed character, concept or story, as compared to real life. The trope of the cop who always gets his man is one we've come to respect, regardless of how irrealistic it is.You admire begrudgingly admire Tommy Lee Jones for being a hardass in trying to catch Harrison Ford. "Here's a determined cop who we wish really existed." you might think. But when filtered through the angle of real...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Applied Logic: Episode I

 In this new series I will dedicate a whole post to a flawed character, concept or story, as compared to real life.Let's be real. Not everyone in the train Superman stopped is good. Some might even be so bad that their demise might be considered a silver lining should anyone find out what he did to those orphans.However, there are other kinds of characters, the ones that just seem like sexually attracted to being killed, that just don't seem...

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Dead Horse Attack! Attack of the Clones

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Lost Marvel Episode X: Swamp Ass

The Lost Marvel Episode X: Swamp AssFreckles Marvel was a part of Captain Marvel history, and not a once off oddity either: During the height of Captain Marvel's fame, at which point, need  I remind you, he was easily more recognizable than Superman,  she graced several covers. She had a town for her to inhabit,  supporting characters to her, and even a nifty apellation. And seemingly overnight, she banished off the face of the...

Friday, July 19, 2013

Everything is in hiatus because New York

Look, I know I'm pretty much shouting into a vacuum and nobody reads this.  But I think I'd at least owe future readers the idea I'd been forthcoming with my audience.I'm moving to New York to look for work. That means everything I've announced is even more stopped than it sounds. Especially Alpha Danger Squad. Also, some projects I never announced yet I expect you to care about are also in hiatus.New York. What can I say about it? Well...The...