5 parts of the Book of Exoddus that never make it into movies

You want some? Come get some!Movies about the Bible have been done to death( and ressurection). Built in audience aside, this stories are often ripe for adaptations, full of good, evil and interpretation of both. And probably none more so than Exodus.You know this story. A group of people are slaves in a foreign land, until  one of them becomes  part of the ruling class by accident. Eventually, the oppression of his people becomes too much...

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Throw the books out!

Ancient man,  having an homosexual old timeFolks I have spoken on Atheism and Faith before. What I haven't written is that I don't believe these two are mutually exclusive.I have never understood the debates. Is man's origin something that comes up all the time in our daily life? Is being wrong, or right, about the creation of all the universe an important factor in our daily lives? Is there gonna be a quiz.And yet, this seems like a a life...

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What a year! A roundup

If it has a link to show it on Imageshack, it's mine!The New Year is almost upon us! A time to reminisce about what we did right and wrong. I am no exception.I brought you L.I.E.S, L.I.E.S and L.I.E.S , about Marvel vs Capcom 3.We discussed, Bestialism and Mechanofilliac Threesomes in Kids cartoons.Kinky shit.I found out Harry Potter is all about Lesbian Rape.Ms Lovitt Meat Pie joke goes here >  <I discovered Bioware's deep, dark Secret.Search...

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Feliz Navidad, you perverts!

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A History of Puerto Rico for Gringos

The more-tax-obsessed-Encyclopedia!I have not been able to post much because I have been scouting images for a  educational film. The film regards the history of the United States, and the images had to be public domain. So no matter what I was searching for, the war o 1820, Benjamin Franklin, or Sputink, I came upon the same damn images over again. America, I don't want to look at your political cartoons anymore. I don't care if you think Obama...

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The Thor controversy: How retarded should you get about it.

I regret my involvement in the Million Machine March now...See, everybody is throwing a fuzz over this group that feels that casting a black guy in the Thor film is an attack on their white Anglo-Saxon heritage. I'ma let you catch up on that.And now you're thinking to yourself: " How much of my higher thought functions should I lose over this? Do I go into fight or flight mode or just start limply slapping myself? "Don't worry, old Batz is here for...

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This summer...

Merry Christm...

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A neophyte's view of The Deadly Hallows

Not if money has any say in the matter!Now, look, I'm no stranger to bandwagons. I did The Turtles, The Rangers, The Pokemon and even a spot of the Nu Metal. But I never did get into the whole Harry Potter thing.Why? I don't know. Medieval Europe myths where never that interesting to me, so maybe that's it. Or maybe I never let go of when they said it was Satanic, like seven scapegoats ago. Or maybe it's because I had to read. I like reading but...

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Strange Love

I will use this image every time I can.Folks, I like most adults, understand that love and sex are a natural part of the human social dynamics. And like most adults, I have no real employment and watch way too many cartoons.Which is why I must find the recent developments in Cartoon Networks animations a tad disturbing. No, I'm not a prude, but read on and see if this doesn't deviate far and away from what we call normal.First of in line for a talking...

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Horrendous Theory: Mass Effect 2 is really an Italian Star Wars ripoff

, Hoarders IIIN SPAAAACE! I am deeply, madly in love with Mass Effect. It's one of the greatest videogames available on consoles nowadays, and not just because it let's you watch some space lesbians making out. And I say that like it's nothing. Besides that, one of the strong elements of the game is the story. Broad enought to be exciting, yet detailed enought to be deep, the game's narrative is attractive after the fifth time . Of course, the...

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