Horrendous Theory: Mass Effect 2 is really an Italian Star Wars ripoff

, Hoarders IIIN SPAAAACE! I am deeply, madly in love with Mass Effect. It's one of the greatest videogames available on consoles nowadays, and not just because it let's you watch some space lesbians making out. And I say that like it's nothing. Besides that, one of the strong elements of the game is the story. Broad enought to be exciting, yet detailed enought to be deep, the game's narrative is attractive after the fifth time . Of course, the...

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Make random plot tutorial

Whoo! Have to settle down from L.I.E.S. a bit, and when I need to do that, I like to mash together stuff in a vain attempt to create a coherent whole. And now, You can too!First, go to IMDB, and change the search to either quote or plots. Search for things you'd like a story to have. I chose Martial arts in this case. Remember that plots have lots of character's names, while Quotes tend to talk a lot in second person.In a different tab, open the Travesty generator. Copy your results of your IMDB search and repeat the search with something else...

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The Ghost of Bilstein...

Hayato, you ain't nothing but a slut to him!...is Jeff Dunham's newest pupp...

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Leaked in early Secrets.: Variable Gee-Oh.

Haven't mastered the art of ironing, yet.Know you now to trust the power of my L.I.E.S.? Good, because it is high time I brought  you more.See, I went to comiccon. Lesser men go there in cars or planes. Not me, though. I went in a truck made entirely out of naked whores, each making delicious Mayo Sandwiches, and not with their hands,either.  I would have let people see it, but I was stealthy cuz I was in a secret mission: Find out which...

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BGEVER Webcomics: Backstories!

Some Jerkwad spreading rumors that Strider and Hsien Ko are in MVC3. I doubt that, but now I'm riled up about Hsien ...

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Told ya!

Byatch...

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Update: Superman, Wonder Woman, Justice League

Superman is off the chain.The talk of the town: Superman's film is being helmed by Zack Snyder, of '300' and 'Watchmen' fame,  Rumor has it the plot has him traveling through the world, trying to figure out if he wants to become Superman. Also, that Zod is the badguy.Is this you'r great pitch, Nolan? Batman Begins but with Superman? Not an origin, but the annoying parts where the character hasn't put the suit on yet? And the bad guy is...

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