The Female anatomy(according to fan fics)

I just want to clear any missinformation out there: what you learned in Sex Education class (or as a course ina  more general health class) is a lie. This is how the true knowers of the female body, Fan Fiction writers, have come to the conclussion the female body works.I'm putting it after the jump because I don't want the kids to learn this stuff.Once you go black...you'll never take off your fur-suit again.1) The Breasts:  Big bags full...

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Scolding Reviews: Immortal

Undying haet is what I have.Expectations are  fairly important in the entertainment business. If your set up a marketing campaign for a movie that makes it look like a  European matrix knockoff because it's 2004, sure, you'll fool a couple of people. But when they hear what it's really about or like, you'll lose them completely. Be hones. Say it's about mutants and aliens and Egyptian gods and rape.  There's an audience.This movie...God,...

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Rest in Peace, Amy Winehouse

Rest assured, she's in heaven, learning how to  Dougie...

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Further discussin Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

The Pringles is strong with this one.In a way, what I said is true: no more than ever there is very little for me to write about Ultimate MVC. Especially now that you know which characters are in. I mean, I could guess DLC characters or costumes. However, I want to talk about the 12 new characters and what I think of their inclusion as well as other announced features.HawkeyeI've never liked Hawkeye. His costume is sucky and he's just like Green...

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Don't you owe the Cranberies some money?

Yes, before Reguetton took off into uninventive rehashings of the same rhythms and ideas, It was UNDERGROUND uninventive rehashings of the same rhythms and ideas. Concepts like copyright could not deter budding up and comers like Speedy to outright riff the melody from, say, 90s classic Zombie, repurpose the lyrics into generic "let's dance and later fuck" tripe that chokes the genre up to this day, AND CASH IN. Back then you didn't need no stinkin' license to make  a "Cover" that actively ignored the subject of the origin...

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The day the prayers ended

Come on! What about THIS KING?It happened last week. It was an otherwise completely normal morning, except for one exceptional detail: All religion ceased to exist in every part of the planet.And it was as beautiful as you'd imagine: The birds where singing(except for those birds that whern't.) the sun was shining(except those places on the other side of the planet) and life carried on(except where it wasn't able to).No longer did Crescent Moons,...

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Dear Neil Blomkamp...

Thanks for stealing my idea, jerk...

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Scolding Review- Wolverine and the X-Men

I turned it off.I have not seen an X-Men cartoon since the 90s one ended. As much as I like the X-Men, none of these series felt like stuff I needed to watch Evolution looked a little to young and hip, even though I was young and hip when it was on. Last week, I decided to give Wolverine and the X-Men a chance.I turned it off.I felt weird about this show. I've never been a big Wolvie fan. I mean, I get why people like him. I just don't naturally...

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Capcom Makes UMVC3, MVC exhaustion official

Not particularly close.Look, Capcom, I can't be mad at you for announcing a newer, better Marvel vs Capcom 5 months after the original was launched. For one, we know the story of the scorpion and the frog. If someone thought the creators of Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo: HD Remix to be beyond remaking  the latest game, they don't know their history. For another one, I never bought Vanilla MVC3 because I'm poor.However, I can't get on the hype...

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Why Wonder Woman can be good and you can like her for it (part 3) Casting

It never gets old.I think casting is a highly important part of a movie. A lot of it isn't even just who you pick, but how they fit with the director, other actors, and material. I guess what I'm saying is, even though I'm about to say who I think would be great in the roles the movie would offer, I'm not saying this is definitive or anything.So here I go casting WOnder Woman.Wonder WomanHow the fuck does the Smallville suit look better than the...

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It begins anew...

"There will be weeping there, and gnashing of teeth, when you see Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, but you yourselves thrown out bought the vanilla version."They BETTER fuckin' be ...

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M.U.G.E.N. vol 2 Colony Page 12

Late adopter over here! The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!In this page, a stuff is no longer fun......

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