Why didn't no one tell me?

Is there an academy award category for mammaries?I mean Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman? I know it'll probably not be, but...Not you: YOU TWO, get over here!I didn't even know about this amazing woman until today, but she has completely revolutionized my understanding of what breasts are. Are they fake? Hell yeah. But we don't have enough women with porn-star breasts starring in our mainstream movies. All you guys swooning over Angelina Jolie...

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Golden Age is all the Rage: The witch on the Haunted Hills

Wow. Marine Biology's so exciting!If anyone really follows this blog with any consistency, they may have noticed I've been a bit obsessed. Obsessed with this:How are you talking underwater?This...gift of a panel, from Moon Girl fights crime #8. If anyone  would have followed they may wonder why I would care about this panel so much? It's not Robocop riding a unicorn, or even Dr Doom riding a unicorn.What's the big deal?Well, in a nutshell, the...

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GIFstory of a Devil

...For what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? When you fight a devil, be a devil yourself or you can't win!Oh, I'll always have a chance in hell, David.What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray...

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Son of a Pitch: Duke Nukem Returns

Way to miss the point of the joke.Well, amazingly, after 12 years of development hell, constant do overs, and legal disputes, Duke Nukem Forever is available, and aparently it doesn't meet the expectation of a game with over a decade of problems based on tired old premise.In one way, Duke Nukem should feel right at home in a universe that likes Family Guy, what with it's crude attempts at edge and  and hanging on to the nostalgia of better products...

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More Heroes without a cause( that ain't stupid)

Also,  Starro's coming and all we've got to fight him is fucking arrows. But at least gaygaygyagyagyaygygaygaygaygays RIGHTSRIGHTSRIGHTERIGHTS.There are many people around the world who will not survive to the end of this sentence. This is a sad truth of the world we live in. Think of at least 3 ways to solve that. Did at least one of those involve punching people in the face?Well, that's because in the real world, you can't solve complex social...

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M.U.G.E.N. vol 2 Colony Page 11

Late adopter over here!The Super Agents Sugar Ant and Fire Ant are back for another round!In this page, a reckless act of trolli...

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Corrections

Hmm...I owe the Asylum an apology. I made a big deal (and gif) about Thor pulling his huge ass hammer from his coat. However, Wikipedia alerts me to the following regarding Mjolnir.... (Mjolnir) would be able to strike as firmly as he wanted, whatever his aim, and the hammer would never fail, and if he threw it at something, it would never miss and never fly so far from his hand that it would not find its way back, and when he wanted, it would...

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Green Lantern's light on cash?

He doesn't care about the green skins either. Well, well well. So Green Lantern isn't making half of it's budget in the first weekend. I remember years ago, when Justice League was getting hated on, and all y'all nerds where sure it would  bomb to hell and that it would drag down every DC property until they couldn't have movies? And how they needed Hal Jordan because John Stewart was boring? Seems that the Green Lantern movie geared with...

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The Thank around

Ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up.Two Fridays ago, the Repaneled Blog featured my drawing of a Witch  riding a Mermaid. As such I did the proper thing and forgot it for two weeks. But now I will rectify. I'm adding the Repaneled Blog to my list of allies. This is fancy talk for putting a link aside my Blog. Also, Repaneled needs more people to remake comic book panels.  I'm sure you can do it better than ...

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What the hell are you guys searching for NOW?

Oh, MY GOD!I didn't write is, but I thought it. I thought it.You heard it here, fir...

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Another walk in the Park

Hey, I was right about MODOK, Wasn't I?My earliest memory is that of a dream I was having. I saw a dinosaur, a Brontosarus, and...that was pretty much it.I tell you this so you know, I've always had a thing for dinosaurs,  ever since I was a kid. Dinosaucers, Dino Riders, T-Rex... even for a boy with access to one channel, Dinosaurs where pretty prevalent in my childhood. Then Jurassic Park happened, and nothing could top it. The movie's over...

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Frequently Stupid Question: Is this soundtrack by James Horner?

Well, let's see..."Do I make you Horn...

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Say...aren't you trying too hard?

Drawings of zombies? Why, yes, I do want to enroll on a shitty online universi...

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Good old innapropriate toys

When I was young, like, under 10, I was in love with a movie called Robocop. It worked on me on the level a movie about a cop who is also a robot works for a kid. Back then, I didn't know what cocaine was, what a hooker was, or that movies they showed on TV where translated. Upon reviewing it as an older boy, the satire of culture, and the harrowing violence became more apparent(and appealing) to me. But as a kid, I could walk into my school's candy...

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