No way you can guess what happens next...

Context: A man wants to enter a contest, but his wife knows it could be dangerous to him.

What a predicament? Is there any way she can help this people?

Daaaaaamn, son! You got helped the fuck up!

If you guessed: She socks the guys in the face and suits up as him then congratulations, Moon Girl. You-You're wonderful: please don't help me!